The Betty White Sex Tape is Finally Out!!!

I'm Ron Burgendy?

NewsFlash: Snoop Dogg likes WEED

Whoopi is Surprised

Shakira's hips do LIE

Russell Crowe, not so Gladiator anymore.

Rihanna is the Hottest Xbox player Ever

Orpah is not full of herself, NOT

Pam Anderson has herself some boobies

Someone is Preggers.

Larry King Whoa?!?!?!?!

Lance Armstrong's Computer has Cancer too!!!

Kim K it's called SUN SCREEN

NewsFlash- Kid Rock is White Trash

Katy Perry Will You Please Pose Nude

Ke$ha you are so NOT hot

Jonah Hill likes Dudes?

No Title Needed

Jimmy Fallon likes to Bang Ice Cream?

Joaquin Phoenix is Homeless

Like Jim Carrey's new Look?

Jessica Alba has the Herps

James Franco Sex Change.

Wow could Jake Gyllenhaal be more BORING?

George we get it you're Good Looking

The Butler is a FAT ASS

Hair Problem Much?

Fergie's Husband has a B-O-N-E-R!!!

Dane Cook is a Douche

Eva Longoria is a pretty Hot, NOT

Christina Aguileria back to Slut Mode

Chris Brown= DUMB PERSON

Chris Rock not actually Black, just very Tan

Chelsea Lately is a PSYCHO

Billy Ray Cyrus actually has Thoughts

NewsFlash- Blake Lively is HOTT!!!

Ben Stiller Beat the Shit out of a Hobo

Ben Affleck was so Sad

Trouble in Married-land

The Tis has gone all Britney on us.

The Goverinator has Herps

Ashlee Simpson hotter than Sister? Yes!!!

Alicia Keys Sex Tape

Anna Hathaway= NERD

Alec Baldwin Drunk Calling again

Al Pacino arrested for naked running in his Youth

Al Gore talks, Nobody listens

Oh no, 50 Cent shot again.