It's official Will Smith is a scientologist

Tyra Banks goes to rehab for being addicted to herself

Tom Hanks is crazy with a capital K

Tiger Woods loves Ms. Horney

Taylor Lautner we get it you think you're cool

Simon Cowell hates America

Tara Reid talks, nobody cares

Shia LaBeouf another car crash

Ryan Seacrest not Gay not really anything

Rob Pattinson hates his life

Peter Gallagher SEX GOD!!!

News Flash: the Olsen twins need to eat something, sometime

Paula Abdul never sober

Megan Fox is a dumb o' so dumb

OMG Michael Jackson is a Zombie

Lindsey Lohan = Drunken Whore

Leonardo Dicaprio beat up, still HOTT

Kristen Stewart smells really really really bad

Justin Bieber actually 44 years old.

Justin Timberlake caught cheating

John Mayer is a Doucher

Jessica Simpson is a Fatty McFaterson

Breaking News: Jen is SAD ;)

Jay Leno's chin actually a tumor

Ellen DeGeneres Not a GAY anymore

The funny woman is not gay.

Drew Barrymore DEAD, Whoa

Drew Barrymore born 19-something to die 20-something.

David Letterman sex scandel, LOL

David Doucherman has another sex scandel on his hands. LOL, LOL, LOL.

Danny Devito voted greatest actor EVER!!!

Our beloved Mr. Devito has recently voted the greatest actor of all time.

Conan O'Brien fired again, not surprised

Late night unfunny man Conan O'Brien was fired from his job at Burger King.

Christian Bale is angry, oh wait, everyone already knows that.

Christian Bale was seen yelling at everyone and everything from the valet to the trees.

Britney = Nazi

We have recently learned the Mega Star who is Britney Spears was seen at a NAZI party, yes a NAZI party.