Taylor Swift accused of RAPE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

An arrest warrant has been issued for the young and talented Taylor Swift. The cutie country singer has been accused of drugging and having her way with a young male fan after one of her recent concerts. No word yet if or when she will report to the police.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie adopt ALIEN child.

We have just learned exclusively that the gorgeous couple of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have adopted a beautiful 12 pound, 8 ounce baby Alien boy. No word yet the name of the new part of the Pitt-Jolie clan.

Tom Cruise becomes new POPE!!!

Breaking News: Mr. Extremely but even more Crazy Tom Cruise has become the new Pope. Yes you read that right, the new POPE. Tom has successfully become the leader of the Catholic Church by merging it with the Cult, i mean, Church of Scientology.

Miley Cyrus eats a Poodle???

Witnesses report that they saw the young multi-millionaire cook up a miniature poodle and proceed to eat the helpless dog. Sources close to Miley have stated that the report is completely false. But if you all remember this isn't the first time little Miss Disney star has been accused of dog eating.

EVAN HAS MOVED ON FROM KENDRA!!!

The world is a little darker now. Evan has moved on from Kendra. Reportedly dating Jasmine Diamonds now.

RIP Evandra- we hardly knew you.